I have been her kind.

BEING SINGLE FOR THE SUMMER

Thu, 30 May 2013 03:59:12 -0400

howdoiputthisgently:

ME:

MY FRIENDS:

When try to hydrate after a night of heavy drinking

Wed, 29 May 2013 11:11:26 -0400

whatshouldbetchescallme:

pastizz: “I’m sorry, we don’t ship to Malta”

Tue, 28 May 2013 10:17:58 -0400

pastizz:

“I’m sorry, we don’t ship to Malta”

pastizz: When a public holiday lands on a SaturdaySent in by...

Tue, 28 May 2013 10:17:22 -0400

pastizz:

When a public holiday lands on a Saturday

Sent in by J.P.S.

pastizz: When you hear a group of Maltese tourists while you’re...

Mon, 27 May 2013 05:51:29 -0400

pastizz:

When you hear a group of Maltese tourists while you’re on holiday

pleatedjeans: @longwall26

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:26:57 -0400

pleatedjeans:

@longwall26

When the kids off the estate are arguing in the street

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:58:17 -0400

londongrumblr:

I’m like:

And when they catch me peeping:

Thanks to @alexanderjordan!

When I can't wait for my best friend to visit

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:35:55 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

ME AFTER THE RED WEDDING;

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:35:32 -0400

fuckyeahclaryfrayandjacewayland:

No, Robb don’t go!!11

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 09:33:36 -0400

SOULMATE IS FIRST PICK TO BE PRINCE CHARMING IN THE NEW CINDERELLA FILM, KENNETH BRANAGH IS ABSOLVED OF ALL (thor) SINS GOD BLESS

Thu, 09 May 2013 03:21:38 -0400

deathofadeity:

When married friends introduce me to strangers as "single and on the prowl"

Tue, 07 May 2013 09:06:33 -0400

myfriendsaremarried:

winter is coming

Fri, 03 May 2013 04:53:21 -0400

winter is coming

Photo

Fri, 03 May 2013 04:52:52 -0400

Pain shuddered through him… and suddenly the bathhouse was...

Fri, 03 May 2013 04:51:36 -0400

Pain shuddered through him… and suddenly the bathhouse was spinning. Brienne caught him before he could fall. Her arm was all gooseflesh, clammy and chilled, but she was strong, and gentler than he would have thought. Gentler than Cersei, he thought as she helped him from the tub, his legs wobbly as a limp cock. “Guards!” he heard the wench shout. “The Kingslayer!”
Jaime, he thought, my name is Jaime.

When my friend starts to have sober hang outs with her booty call

Thu, 02 May 2013 09:34:23 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

manderleydreaming: When he was about to take that penalty I just burst out laughing at the Gooners...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:47:55 -0400

manderleydreaming:

When he was about to take that penalty I just burst out laughing at the Gooners behind the goal trying to put him off, waving their hands about.

Arséne Wenger's smirk when asked about RvP's reception

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 13:47:39 -0400

housefountaine: Even though this episode of Game of Thrones was...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 04:36:10 -0400

housefountaine:

Even though this episode of Game of Thrones was awesome I’m still a lil’ upset that there wasn’t any manly eye candy in it.

The next episode better have some Petyr, Robb and Jon in it!

Not a fan of all the Talisa hate.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 04:35:59 -0400

shipperwolf1:

I mean what the fuck.