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I am so sick of Gossip Girl it’s not even funny.
D:
September 2011
33 posts
A flock of sheep were stopped by frontier guards at the Russo-Finnish border. “Why do you wish to leave Russia?” the guards asked them. “It’s the NKVD”, replied the terrified sheep. “Beria’s ordered them to arrest all elephants.” “But you aren’t elephants!” the guards pointed out. “Try telling that to the NKVD!”
At a UN meeting in 1985, an American diplomat, surprised by the change from the old and ill Brezhnev, Andropov and Chernenko to the young and healthy Gorbachev, asks his Russian counterpart: “So what support does Gorbachev have in the Kremlin?” The Russian replies, “None, he walks unaided.”
Gorbachev received a letter from the Byelorussian Republic requesting approval for a new Navy. He was quite puzzled, as the Republic was landlocked and didn’t even have a decent lake, and queried the request.
The reply soon came “Uzbekistan has a Ministry of Culture, so why can’t we have a Navy?
When Stalin arrived in Hell, the Devil threw him at the feet of Karl Marx: “Here, collect the dividend on Das Kapital.”
Stalin summons Radek and asks him, “What do you think you’re doing, making up all these jokes about me? I am the great leader of the world proletariat.”
“Even I don’t tell jokes like that!”
Communist Jokes: After Stalin’s death, the Soviet nation decided to get rid of him once... →
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After Stalin’s death, the Soviet nation decided to get rid of him once and for all and bury him as far away as possible. They set up a special commission.
The commission turned to the British government with the request that they make available a plot in a British cemetery.
“Well,” replies the…
