Where the eff was Tyler Lockwood this episode? Goddammit, I wanted my fill of my bitchin’ OTP (FORWOOD FTW) but NO. As the Stones once sang, you can’t always get what you want.
Speaking of things I wanted: Damon and Elena to, you know, actually exchange WORDS. I’m a fan of Stefan through it all but goddammit, let Delena live! I’VE BEEN WAITING THREE SEASONS! I’m just glad my bromantic OTP is back - YAY DAMON/ALARIC!
Bonnie :( I was so sad for her and as much as I like Anna and Jeremy, I could have kicked that sweet ass of his tonight for kissing. Poor Bonnie.
Caroline Forbes, kicking ass as usual. LOVE IT.
No sign of Rebekah - me gusta. No sign of Katherine - NO ME GUSTA.
“Haha, I don’t know man. I mean, of course I think about it! I’m a human ladything! I like kissin’ and hand holdin’ and sharing things and I’m short so it’d be nice to have someone tall around to reach the things I can’t or open containers for me or bring me soup when I’m sick and stuff! Cuddles rule! I like when people say nice things to me! I think I’m pretty neat and my mom has confirmed that on numerous occasions!
But I’m very content by myself. I can go where I want to go and I can smile at cute boys from across parks and I can wonder about the potential of certain things and I can daydream and I can eat all the ice cream and people don’t depend on my presence to be linked with anyone else’s. Sometimes I’m too lazy to shave! Sometimes I wear socks to bed! Sometimes I don’t want to share my goddamn blankets or want you up in my grill all of the time! I guess, above all, I think it’s really important to be happy with yourself and by yourself before dragging all the messiness of another person into that. There’s always room to grow—and that’s the point!—but until then, life is really pretty rad and I don’t need anyone else to give me confirmation on that.”