As happy-go-lucky and open-minded I am about basically everything, it has come to my attention that certain people with access to the internet need to be stopped. Whilst I can appreciate a hobby that outlines lamenting-my-life-to-the-internet (three blogs, one overused Facebook account, one highly abused Twitter account and so on) I also take into account the fact that people aren’t exactly refreshing their browsers every seconds in the hope that I’ve updated with some other non-essential detail about my life.
There’s also the problem with what is made available to the internet. Very few people are surprisingly uninterested in the details of the frequency of one’s bowel movements. Or their moaning about ‘needing casual sex RIGHT NOW!!!!’. Sure, vent away in a private post. Maybe even in a post behind a Livejournal trademark friends’ lock (think of your poor friends, though). But making it available for everyone, including your mother’s aunt’s cousin’s dog-groomer’s nephew’s fiancee to see? No no. This is why I demand an Internet KGB. Some people need to shut down and be thrown into the web version of the Gulag (I’m led to believe that this would be 4chan).
And they say my degree’s silly!
