Oberyn Nymeros Martell, Tyrion muttered under his breath as he fell in beside the man. The Red Viper of Dorne. And what in the seven hells am I supposed to do with him? He knew the man only by reputation, to be sure… but the reputation was fearsome. When he was no more than sixteen, Prince Oberyn had been found abed with the paramour of old Lord Yronwood, a huge man of fierce repute and short temper. A duel ensued, though in view of the prince’s youth and high birth, it was only to first blood. Both men took cuts, and honor was satisfied. Yet Prince Oberyn soon recovered, while Lord Yronwood’s wounds festered and killed him. Afterward men whispered that Oberyn had fought with a poisoned sword, and ever thereafter friends and foes alike called him the Red Viper. 

(via gameofthronesdaily)

ME MAKING POOR DECISIONS AS USUAL

howdoiputthisgently:

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DRUNK ME TRYING TO PULL IT TOGETHER TO POSE FOR A PICTURE

howdoiputthisgently:

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GIRL TALK

howdoiputthisgently:

SOME PEOPLE:

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ME & MY FRIENDS:

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My life lately

whatshouldwecallme:

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the-woods-are-lovely-darkanddeep:

Dear Mr. Vernon:We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal. 
Does that answer your question?

the-woods-are-lovely-darkanddeep:

Dear Mr. Vernon:

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal. 

Does that answer your question?

When I finally talk to a guy I met on tinder on the phone and he’s not nearly as witty

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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Is there a word for the opposite of shipping?

omgthatdress:

Like you see two people go near each other and you’re just

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popculturebrain:

This is the greatest ‘Parks and Rec’ line since “Treat yo self.”

popculturebrain:

This is the greatest ‘Parks and Rec’ line since “Treat yo self.”

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