SOULMATE IS FIRST PICK TO BE PRINCE CHARMING IN THE NEW CINDERELLA FILM, KENNETH BRANAGH IS ABSOLVED OF ALL (thor) SINS GOD BLESS
When married friends introduce me to strangers as “single and on the prowl”
Pain shuddered through him… and suddenly the bathhouse was spinning. Brienne caught him before he could fall. Her arm was all gooseflesh, clammy and chilled, but she was strong, and gentler than he would have thought. Gentler than Cersei, he thought as she helped him from the tub, his legs wobbly as a limp cock. “Guards!” he heard the wench shout. “The Kingslayer!”
Jaime, he thought, my name is Jaime.
(via osgiliaths)
When he was about to take that penalty I just burst out laughing at the Gooners behind the goal trying to put him off, waving their hands about.
Arséne Wenger’s smirk when asked about RvP’s reception
a 23-year-old geek looking to Tumblr like some e-version of Narnia (because there are no .gifs in real life)
