ME MAKING POOR DECISIONS AS USUAL

howdoiputthisgently:

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DRUNK ME TRYING TO PULL IT TOGETHER TO POSE FOR A PICTURE

howdoiputthisgently:

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GIRL TALK

howdoiputthisgently:

SOME PEOPLE:

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ME & MY FRIENDS:

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My life lately

whatshouldwecallme:

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the-woods-are-lovely-darkanddeep:

Dear Mr. Vernon:We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal. 
Does that answer your question?

the-woods-are-lovely-darkanddeep:

Dear Mr. Vernon:

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal. 

Does that answer your question?

When I finally talk to a guy I met on tinder on the phone and he’s not nearly as witty

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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Is there a word for the opposite of shipping?

omgthatdress:

Like you see two people go near each other and you’re just

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popculturebrain:

This is the greatest ‘Parks and Rec’ line since “Treat yo self.”

popculturebrain:

This is the greatest ‘Parks and Rec’ line since “Treat yo self.”

"He is a boy no longer. War had melted all the softness from his face and left him hard and lean."

(via gameofthronesdaily)

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